Un-boring your brand
You didn't claw your way out of corporate purgatory just to blend in with everyone else. Welcome to The Nerve, where we torch your beige branding, arm you with words that can only be yours, and show your dream clients they've just found THE ONE.
No. 01
About you
You're a damn rockstar at what you do—just ask the clients who rave about you. But your marketing feels like a limp handshake that makes people wander off to "think about it." And the idea of slogging through your sales page AGAIN makes you want to fake your own death and move to Portugal.
You’ve used the templates, asked AI, and maybe even hired a business coach, but you still aren't seeing the stampede of dream clients you were promised.
No. 02
About me
For 7 years, I’ve been the secret weapon behind gutsy small business owners who are sick of getting steamrolled online by marketing bros.
I help you book the clients you actually want without kissing the algorithm’s ass, pretending to be someone you’re not, or hustling yourself into an early grave.
I do it all while living full-time on the road with my dogs, detouring to national parks, and secretly people-watching while I pretend to read in local cafes. I'm proof that you can build a badass business from anywhere with a half-decent Wi-Fi signal.
No. 03
My
METHODs
My philosophy is simple:
Clarity cuts through the noise.
Personality burns you into their brain.
And the right words (in the right places) make your dream clients chase YOU.
When doing what everyone else does feels like slow death
THE ORIGIN
STORY
The Nerve started as a side hustle almost ten years ago, back when I was chained to an office job that looked great on LinkedIn but made me fantasize about staging an elaborate disappearance. I’d quietly quit doing most of the things I loved—singing, hiking, reading something that wasn’t a Slack thread. So I started freelance writing on the side, just to feel like me again.
That's when I noticed something: even brilliant, seasoned business owners—the “been doing this for 20 years” legends—couldn’t talk about what they did without sounding like a cut-and-paste version of everyone else in their industry. THEY were different, but their message wasn't. And it was suffocating their sales.
When you find the right words, everything else gets easier.”
Here's the kicker: You can be the best in the business, but if your message doesn't make people FEEL something, you’ll always be hustling for that next client. The right words work actual magic. Even as a baby copywriter, I realized I could help people turn heads, drop jaws, and finally get paid what they're worth… and have a hell of a lot more fun doing it.
Fast-forward: I torched my corporate life, bought a travel trailer, and hit the road full-time with my dog. Today, I help small business owners turn their voice into their unfair advantage so they can stand out, get booked, and HAVE FUN in their business again.
I'm Sarah, a full-time nomad and living proof that pushing your comfort zone can change everything.
what I'm known for
Wanderlust
weekend PLANS
Hiking & Paddling
KNOWN TO SPLURGE ON
Impractical shoes
MY FAVORITE Destination
Greece
ALWAYS ORDER ME A
Manhattan
ENTIRELY UNDERRATED
Dog hair